1. There is no such thing as “iced tea” – one must specify if it is sweet or unsweet.
2. Collard greens are not good. Even when you add bacon.
3. I am no longer offended by perfect strangers calling me “baby.”
4. Cockroaches will surely reign here after the apocalypse. There is chance of their takeover even now.
5. People do not know what the word “cold” actually means, but they seem to use it all the time.